I think I shall change my life job title to "Discombobulator". Perfect!

"You will manifest whatever you want only when you no longer are needy of it!" - Van Mantara

"No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Nietzsche

"Awake. Be the witness of your thoughts. You are what observes, not what you observe." - Buddha

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." - Dalai Lama